Single Jew Who Does Not Care
Dry spell
Drinking Games in Maine
Coming to Peace with Oneself
It only takes one
Sherifa
Get Out of My Way
Scratching my head and saying “Huh?”
singer CU
Think of the store of complaints WE can call upon – commitment phobia, bad breath, lazy libido, scheming daughters, vindictive ex-wives, miserliness, clicking dentures, general cluelessness about what women want, and the inability to drive at night. Girl, can you handle the standing ovations? Can’t you just see us with Letterman (that dirty old senior man!)?
This joke — more in the nature of a cautionary tale — has been showning up in the mailboxes of senior women.
JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOUR SELF-RESPECT IS INTACT…
I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST AND I GLANCED CASUALLY AT HIS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL. HMMMM….A GREAT-LOOKING GUY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD THIS BE THE SAME TALL, DARK, HANDSOME KID I’D HAD A SECRET TEEN-AGE CRUSH ON?
english Bulldog
Dry spell
Drinking Games in Maine
Coming to Peace with Oneself
It only takes one
Sherifa
Get Out of My Way
Scratching my head and saying “Huh?”
singer CU
Think of the store of complaints WE can call upon – commitment phobia, bad breath, lazy libido, scheming daughters, vindictive ex-wives, miserliness, clicking dentures, general cluelessness about what women want, and the inability to drive at night. Girl, can you handle the standing ovations? Can’t you just see us with Letterman (that dirty old senior man!)?
This joke — more in the nature of a cautionary tale — has been showning up in the mailboxes of senior women.
JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOUR SELF-RESPECT IS INTACT…
I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST AND I GLANCED CASUALLY AT HIS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL. HMMMM….A GREAT-LOOKING GUY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD THIS BE THE SAME TALL, DARK, HANDSOME KID I’D HAD A SECRET TEEN-AGE CRUSH ON?
english Bulldog
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